Ice Cream Machine Returns After Extended Stay Abroad
After being absent from the PLU Commons for the fall semester, the ice cream machine is back and feeling good. We caught up with the ice cream machine after...
PLU considers new ‘luxury’ student expenses
Business students will be impressed by profit raising changes in the works for student accommodations all over campus. If put into effect, these changes will have students giving out...
Names Are not Sacred at PLU
This year PLU has launched the Names are Sacred campaign. The goal of this is to “foster empathy and understanding around the importance of using chosen names, promote an...
PLU Freezes Hot and Heavy Student Body With Fire Safety Checks
A night of intimate alone time featured blaring alarms and the sweet sounds of knocking doors interwoven with the sensual whisper “RA on duty.”
The quintessential moments of Valentine's Day,...
PLU hosts the ‘Grammys’
JULIA GROSVENOR
Satirist
grosvejm@plu.edu
It is a little known fact that long before the Grammy Awards became televised in the 1950s, Pacific Lutheran University created an award of the same name, in...
Student to train PLU squirrels
JULIA GROSVENOR
Opinion Writer
grosvejm@plu.edu
Myra Maines, a Pacific Lutheran University junior, approached reporters this week with claims that she plans to train the campus squirrels.
“We’ve all thought about it. It’s time...
Henry Kissinger Satire
Elder statesman Henry Kissinger, who was never tried or convicted of anything, died on Nov. 29 at the age of 100.
While communists and enemies of the state cheer this...
Satire: Lochte dances into trouble
ERIN BAKER; Online Copy Editor; bakeree@plu.edu
Last week, celebrities took the stage on ABC’s hit show “Dancing with the Stars” to prove that they can dance in various ballroom styles....
Students’ Reactions to the Tent’s Removal are a Mixed Bag
Natalie Elskamp
Staff Reporter
This article is intended to be satirical. Names and quotes have been fabricated and do not represent actual people.
The tent above Red Square was removed mere weeks...