BROOKE THAMES
A&C Editor
thamesbe@plu.edu

Former wizard and spring breaker Selena Gomez recently took to the New York Times to complain about how she isnā€™t respected as a real musical artist. While the on-and-off actressā€™ new album is titled ā€œRevival,ā€ it does next to nothing to revive Gomezā€™s already non-existent singing career.

ā€œRevivalā€ dropped Friday Oct. 9 and consists of 11 tracks (14 on the deluxe). Despite presenting over a dozen songs, the greatest thing about the album is quite possibly the cover – which is plain to say the least.

ā€œRevivalā€ kicks off with the title track and seals the doomed fate of the entire record in the first five seconds. Instead of opening the album with a punchy pop beat, Gomezā€™s speaking voice (which might be better than her singing one) rambles some extremely needless words about being ā€œblindedā€ and ā€œreborn.ā€

ā€œRevivalā€ as a song isnā€™t bad, but the awkward, unnecessary monologue in the beginning definitely sets the melancholy andĀ over-dramatic tone of the album.

Most of the subsequent tracks are just a long list of basic pop songs that fail at hitting the ā€œtrendyā€ mark that Gomez was obviously going for. Over-synthesized beats and oddly-pitched background vocals are just some of the follies that plague tracks like ā€œKill Em With Kindness,ā€ ā€œSoberā€ and ā€œSurvivors.ā€

Songs that arenā€™t painfully bland are just a bit over-the-top. Reminiscent of ā€œCome & Get It,ā€ ā€œBody Heatā€ tries far too hard to sound cultural. Equipped with a confusing beat and distracting saxophone, the song feels misplaced among the other tracks.
Similarly, Gomezā€™s single ā€œGood For Youā€ lacks a steady musical flow and fails to hit the ā€œtrendy popā€ mark previously mentioned. Perhaps Gomez should focus less on looking good for us and focus more on sounding good for us instead.

While ā€œRevivalā€ is not a great album, it does have its gems. Single ā€œSame Old Loveā€ is strange, but in a really interesting and almost genius way. The mechanical sound of the piano riff keeps the song consistent and simple, while Gomezā€™s vocals present ancreative melody. The deep voice that appears during the breakdown also presents an excellent example of autotuning done right.

The third track, ā€œHands To Myself,ā€ showcases an excellent beat which is both fun and unique. Gomezā€™s crazily unspectacular singing voice is masked as she whispers majority of the song, which complements her non-existent vocal range.

And while ā€œRevivalā€ may not begin on a strong note (or a note at all), it definitely ends with something better. ā€œRiseā€ closes out the album with an excellent chorus that verges on anthem-like. ā€œRiseā€ is earthy and and full, but unfortunately lacks the layering to be as robust as it could be to finish the album with a bang.

While Gomezā€™s first adult album is not a terrible record, itā€™s definitely not album of the year. She may have named the record ā€œRevival,ā€ but Gomez is going to need to revive a lot more if she wants to be taken seriously in the music industry.

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