Satire: Lochte dances into trouble
ERIN BAKER; Online Copy Editor; bakeree@plu.edu
Last week, celebrities took the stage on ABCâs hit show âDancing with the Starsâ to prove that they can dance in various ballroom styles....
Profit or life?
ERIN BAKER; Online Copy Editor; bakeree@plu.edu
Allergies. We all know someone who has them, or we might have them ourselves. In fact, according to the Wall Street Journal, approximately 3.6...
Is it smart(y) to vote third-party?
LIBBY POSTOVOIT; Opinion Editor; postovlg@plu.edu
In an election season full of bungled comb overs, email scandals and petty fights between the Republican and Democratic parties, itâs no surprise that many...
Satirical summer news recap: two truths and a lie
JULIA GROSVENOR; Opinion Writer; grosvejm@plu.edu
This summerâs news was a huge joke. Honestly, if the world keeps this up, we wonât even need a satire section anymore. Donât believe me?...
Warning satire at play: Finals no longer horrible for just college students
JULIA GROSVENOR;Â Satirist:Â grosvejm@plu.edu
Here at Pacific Lutheran University, students pretty much accept that life will be horrible until the end of May. However, Biological Anthropology professor Marcella Piaazo has noticed a...
Letter to the Editor
WILLIE DICKERSON;Â nyanfwo@gmail.com
Welcome Paris Franklin and thanks for the invitation to write; the power of our voices is not to be underestimated. (âLetter from the Editorâ by Paris Franklin, Mast...
Snapchat or Match.com?
MCKENNA MORIN;Â Chief Photographer:Â morinmn@plu.edu
Proclaiming your love for someone is an intimate and serious thing. So why are we shortening this experience to ten seconds or less? Snapchat romances are growing...
Comments regarding the “From silent to survivor”
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Warning: Satire at play: Science reveals the best running mate for each presidential hopeful
JULIA GROSVENOR;Â Satirist:Â grosvej@plu.edu
Now that the primaries are ending, itâs time for the winners to announce who their choice for vice president is going to be. Apparently science has the answer.
At...