Warning satire at play: How to know if it’s ok to eat your friend’s...
JULIA GROSVENOR;Â Satirist:Â grosvejm@plu.edu
Sharing food is a great experience for many people, and we all know it is especially popular during college. Splitting an entree can be a wonderful bonding moment...
To heel and back: A tall woman’s struggle
GENAVIE BOOTS;Â Mast TV General Manager:Â bootsgj@plu.edu
“Wow, you are SO tall.”
“Thanks. I know.”
It seems like every time I decide to wear heels my already tall, 6-foot frame becomes a walking target...
Enough is enough
MONICA PAYNE;Â Opinion Writer:Â paynemk@plu.edu
On Tuesday, April 5, Mississippi passed a bill allowing businesses to turn away members of the LGBT community on the basis that serving them is against their...
DEM establishment, feelin’ the Bern?
EDDIE MCCOVEN; Mast Radio Program Director:Â mccoveej@plu.edu
With another sweep in the primaries for former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and superdelegates piling up in her favor, one could argue that...
Nothing trumps integrity
CARLY STAUFFER;Â Opinion Writer:Â stauffce@plu.edu
I log onto my computer and scan the Internet headlines before starting on some homework. After weeks of similar news, it’s no longer a surprise to spot...
The “Self-conscious-ie”
CARLY STAUFFR;Â Opinion Writer:Â stauffce@plu.edu
Over spring break a couple of weeks ago, I got a new smartphone. It has all the newest technological advancements I will likely never use nor know...
Twenty hours is simply not enough
MONICA PAYNE;Â Opinion Writer:Â paynemk@plu.edu
As college students, the pressure is put on us to be able to do it all: get into school, go to class, study, be social, do extracurricular...
The Lonesome, Crowded West
JEFF DUNN; News Editor:Â dunnja@plu.edu
Isaac Brock was right. In the album released by Modest Mouse “The Lonesome Crowded West”, Brock predicted the now-inevitable metropolitan megalopolis that will end the...
Satire: 7 simple ways to save the planet
JULIA GROSEVENOR;Â Opinion Writer:Â grosvejm@plu.edu
Take a reusable bag to OMM
It’s that time of year when everyone either has way too many dining dollars or they just restocked after guilting their parents...