Student to train PLU squirrels

JULIA GROSVENOR Opinion Writer grosvejm@plu.edu Myra Maines, a Pacific Lutheran University junior, approached reporters this week with claims that she plans to train the campus squirrels. “We’ve all thought about it. It’s time...

Løk

Editor’s Note: This week, The Mast is transitioning page 12 to a satire page titled Den Lok, which is Norwegian for The Onion (...get it?). Every week we will...

PLU considers new ‘luxury’ student expenses

Business students will be impressed by profit raising changes in the works for student accommodations all over campus. If put into effect, these changes will have students giving out...