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    Student to train PLU squirrels

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    JULIA GROSVENOR Opinion Writer grosvejm@plu.edu Myra Maines, a Pacific Lutheran University junior, approached reporters this week with claims that she plans to train the campus squirrels. “We’ve all thought about it. It’s time...
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    Løk

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    Editor’s Note: This week, The Mast is transitioning page 12 to a satire page titled Den Lok, which is Norwegian for The Onion (...get it?). Every week we will...
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    PLU considers new ‘luxury’ student expenses

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    Business students will be impressed by profit raising changes in the works for student accommodations all over campus. If put into effect, these changes will have students giving out...
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