PLU Freezes Hot and Heavy Student Body With Fire Safety Checks

A night of intimate alone time featured blaring alarms and the sweet sounds of knocking doors interwoven with the sensual whisper “RA on duty.” The quintessential moments of Valentine's Day,...

Satirical summer news recap: two truths and a lie

JULIA GROSVENOR; Opinion Writer; grosvejm@plu.edu This summer’s news was a huge joke. Honestly, if the world keeps this up, we won’t even need a satire section anymore. Don’t believe me?...

Names Are not Sacred at PLU

This year PLU has launched the Names are Sacred campaign. The goal of this is to “foster empathy and understanding around the importance of using chosen names, promote an...

Satire: Lochte dances into trouble

ERIN BAKER; Online Copy Editor; bakeree@plu.edu Last week, celebrities took the stage on ABC’s hit show “Dancing with the Stars” to prove that they can dance in various ballroom styles....

Warning: Satire at play: Science reveals the best running mate for each presidential hopeful

JULIA GROSVENOR; Satirist: grosvej@plu.edu Now that the primaries are ending, it’s time for the winners to announce who their choice for vice president is going to be. Apparently science has the answer. At...

PLU considers new ‘luxury’ student expenses

Business students will be impressed by profit raising changes in the works for student accommodations all over campus. If put into effect, these changes will have students giving out...

Warning Satire at play: TEDxTacoma

JULIA GROSVENOR Satirist grosvejm@plu.edu TEDxTacoma is coming to the Karen Hille Phillips Center at Pacific Lutheran University on Friday, April 22 from 7-9 p.m.. The topic for 2016 will be “Healthy Future,” and...

Warning satire at play: the ‘Merican tradition

JULIA GROSVENOR Satirist grosvejm@plu.edu For Thanksgiving dinner, students who could not go home to see their own annoying families enjoyed a meal with the Krise Family who provided annoying relatives for them. Many students...

Warning satire at play: How to know if it’s ok to eat your friend’s...

JULIA GROSVENOR; Satirist: grosvejm@plu.edu Sharing food is a great experience for many people, and we all know it is especially popular during college. Splitting an entree can be a wonderful bonding moment...