Names Are not Sacred at PLU

This year PLU has launched the Names are Sacred campaign. The goal of this is to “foster empathy and understanding around the importance of using chosen names, promote an...

PLU Freezes Hot and Heavy Student Body With Fire Safety Checks

A night of intimate alone time featured blaring alarms and the sweet sounds of knocking doors interwoven with the sensual whisper “RA on duty.” The quintessential moments of Valentine's Day,...

Students’ Reactions to the Tent’s Removal are a Mixed Bag

Natalie Elskamp Staff Reporter This article is intended to be satirical. Names and quotes have been fabricated and do not represent actual people. The tent above Red Square was removed mere weeks...

Santos Satire

Members of Congress voted to expel George Santos this morning in a bipartisan outcome of 311-114.  His time in office was overshadowed by frequent revelations of lying; among others, Santos...

Løk

Editor’s Note: This week, The Mast is transitioning page 12 to a satire page titled Den Lok, which is Norwegian for The Onion (...get it?). Every week we will...

Warning satire at play: the ‘Merican tradition

JULIA GROSVENOR Satirist grosvejm@plu.edu For Thanksgiving dinner, students who could not go home to see their own annoying families enjoyed a meal with the Krise Family who provided annoying relatives for them. Many students...

Satire: Lochte dances into trouble

ERIN BAKER; Online Copy Editor; bakeree@plu.edu Last week, celebrities took the stage on ABC’s hit show “Dancing with the Stars” to prove that they can dance in various ballroom styles....

Student to train PLU squirrels

JULIA GROSVENOR Opinion Writer grosvejm@plu.edu Myra Maines, a Pacific Lutheran University junior, approached reporters this week with claims that she plans to train the campus squirrels. “We’ve all thought about it. It’s time...