Names Are not Sacred at PLU
This year PLU has launched the Names are Sacred campaign. The goal of this is to “foster empathy and understanding around the importance of using chosen names, promote an...
PLU Freezes Hot and Heavy Student Body With Fire Safety Checks
A night of intimate alone time featured blaring alarms and the sweet sounds of knocking doors interwoven with the sensual whisper “RA on duty.”
The quintessential moments of Valentine's Day,...
Students’ Reactions to the Tent’s Removal are a Mixed Bag
Natalie Elskamp
Staff Reporter
This article is intended to be satirical. Names and quotes have been fabricated and do not represent actual people.
The tent above Red Square was removed mere weeks...
Santos Satire
Members of Congress voted to expel George Santos this morning in a bipartisan outcome of 311-114.Â
His time in office was overshadowed by frequent revelations of lying; among others, Santos...
Warning satire at play: the ‘Merican tradition
JULIAÂ GROSVENOR
Satirist
grosvejm@plu.edu
For Thanksgiving dinner, students who could not go home to see their own annoying families enjoyed a meal with the Krise Family who provided annoying relatives for them.
Many students...
Satire: Lochte dances into trouble
ERIN BAKER; Online Copy Editor; bakeree@plu.edu
Last week, celebrities took the stage on ABC’s hit show “Dancing with the Stars” to prove that they can dance in various ballroom styles....
Student to train PLU squirrels
JULIA GROSVENOR
Opinion Writer
grosvejm@plu.edu
Myra Maines, a Pacific Lutheran University junior, approached reporters this week with claims that she plans to train the campus squirrels.
“We’ve all thought about it. It’s time...